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Words of Wisdom for the Modern Age

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IN This ARTICLE: Wisdom today means something different for the young, modem Western generation.

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[1] Wisdom of the ancients always served civilisation well. In the age of the TV sitcom , witty New York repartee and the instant one-liner, Western wisdom in the modern sense can mean something more like the dialogue from an American sitcom. Here¡¯s sampling of the some of the wittier one-lines circulating through Western society circles these days:

[2] I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

[3] 1 love deadlines. I especially like the wooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

[4] Tell me what you need, and I¡¯ll tell you how to get along without it.

[5] Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

[6] Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren¡¯t there the first time, chances are you won¡¯t be needing them again.
[7] On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

[8] You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 

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[9] Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[10] Everybody is somebody else¡¯s weirdo.

[11] Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[12] Don¡¯t be irreplaceable--if you can¡¯t be replaced, you can¡¯t be promoted.

[13] Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

[14] Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.

[15] You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

[16] When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "how would adventure star Indiana Jones handle this?"
[17] I don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem.

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